Proverb Rough Drafts

Original: If you give a man a fish he eats for a day


RD: If you give a man a fish you're really nice


Original: Everything is a nail to a hammer


RD: Everything is soup to a spoon or maybe it's cereal


Original:Two wrongs don't make a right


RD: A privatized prison system will probably be fine


Original: The pen is mightier than the sword


RD: You can't even write stuff with a sword


Original: The squeaky wheel gets the grease


RD: If something is annoying you should drown it in lubricant


Original: People who live glass houses shouldn't throw stones


RD: If you live in a glass house maybe reconsider your life choices


Original: You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette


RD: Oh boy, well you got a few things right. The bacon and cheese were a plus but have you consider breaking at least a few of the eggs?


Original: Birds of a feather flock together


RD: Dude one time I saw like a million gooses flying over me it was crazy


Original: The early bird catches the worm'


RD: I'm worried there might be too many bird proverbs


Original: Never look a gift horse in the mouth


RD: Yo why's this horse dressed like Santa?


Original: Beggars can't be choosers


RD: Dear Horse Santa, please let Donald Trump be president


Original: If it ain't broke don't fix it


RD: Make America great again