Original: If you give a man a fish he eats for a day
RD: If you give a man a fish you're really nice
Original: Everything is a nail to a hammer
RD: Everything is soup to a spoon or maybe it's cereal
Original:Two wrongs don't make a right
RD: A privatized prison system will probably be fine
Original: The pen is mightier than the sword
RD: You can't even write stuff with a sword
Original: The squeaky wheel gets the grease
RD: If something is annoying you should drown it in lubricant
Original: People who live glass houses shouldn't throw stones
RD: If you live in a glass house maybe reconsider your life choices
Original: You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette
RD: Oh boy, well you got a few things right. The bacon and cheese were a plus but have you consider breaking at least a few of the eggs?
Original: Birds of a feather flock together
RD: Dude one time I saw like a million gooses flying over me it was crazy
Original: The early bird catches the worm'
RD: I'm worried there might be too many bird proverbs
Original: Never look a gift horse in the mouth
RD: Yo why's this horse dressed like Santa?
Original: Beggars can't be choosers
RD: Dear Horse Santa, please let Donald Trump be president
Original: If it ain't broke don't fix it
RD: Make America great again